If rules weren't meant to be broken, why do they keep putting them in my way? When will they learn?!!

Great group getting started here. A lot of good people doing good things. It's unfortunate that it had to come out of such bad circumstances.
A little about me:
* I am a computer specialist (system admin, consulting, repair, etc.) -- happy to answer any questions y'all may have. I'm moderator of the computer support forum.
My web site: www,aplus-computers.net
* Also a moderator of the Gov't Accountability forum.
* Loving father of 2 adorable (mostly) kids (boy, 26 & girl, 24). My son moved in with me 3 yrs ago (I hadn't lived with them for 18 years), and that may have been the happiest day of my life! (He recently moved out, but it was time to be on his own. sniff, sniff)
* I have the MOST DELICIOUS 3 year old granddaughter. Yup, cuter than yours!!!

My claim(s) to "fame":
* Successfully concluded a 7 year actively litigated divorce (4 yrs pro se). Once you've lost everything, the only way is up! That's a win, yes?    
* Plaintiff in Federal Class Action suit against FL Family Court judges for not following the law. Federal Court dismissed on abstention, but it was successful at getting me known and pissing off every judge in the courthouse. (Sounds good, but not recommended!)
* Multiple suits against the ex, attorney & "expert witness" for fraud, expanding to the attorneys & the attorneys for the attorneys (for getting a disqualified judge to dismiss my case). Lost the case, but successful. Never bothered by the other side again :)
* Discovered when you sue the opposing attorney for fraud and malpractice (failure in duty to be honest with the court) their malpractice insurance has a tendency to SKYROCKET ! ! and their clients threaten to sue them, too
* Found in contempt for not selling the clothes I was wearing, my only asset, for at least a penny to pay towards my child support. (see transcript on DadsOfFlorida.org)

A few of my favorite quotes:
"The mind, like a parachute, functions only when open."
"Tomorrow I will decide if I will procrastinate. Maybe."
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is getting it done."
"Life has good parts and bad parts. Its a matter of which we choose to preoccupy ourselves with."
"Don't worry about tomorrow! After all, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday while being concerned about today."
"If rules weren't meant to be broken, why do they keep putting them in my way? When will they learn?" (author: ME)
"Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."
"Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask."
"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children."